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Whether you are a regular user of massages — a connoisseur — or someone who is just dipping their toe into massage services, a happy ending massage in Las Vegas will be a great experience. A happy ending massage is highly recommended when you are in Las Vegas for work or pleasure and whether you are single or married.
There was a joke in The New Yorker: “Marriage is one of you secretly turning the thermostat up and the other secretly turning it down, and so on, and so on, until one of you dies.”
Luckily, our options have expanded when it comes to various forms of relaxing entertainment. You no longer have to pursue a lady for seven years like Henry Wadsworth Longfellow had to back in the 19th century. There is online dating and you can scour bars. Las Vegas offers adult entertainment options such as nightclubs and dayclubs too. But just watching doesn’t compare with the thrills of having someone touch you and massage you. So, gentlemen visiting Las Vegas and looking to relax from their job stresses or just looking for a novel fun experience can order a happy ending massage Las Vegas.
What Is A Happy Ending Massage
It would be great if men and women can just live like neighbors and visit now and then. Katharine Hepburn had that idea about a century ago. Humans are probably not meant to monogamous creatures anyway. When married couples get bored with each other — as they often do — the relationship may become stagnant. Sometimes, men have to pretend to be hiking the Appalachian Trail while they are with their girlfriend in South America. Clearly, it’s far better to opt for a happy ending massage in Las Vegas whether you are looking to escape the monotony or just looking for a diverting fun experience.
A happy ending massage is a type of erotic massage where a masseuse can visit you in your Las Vegas resort suite and give you a thorough relaxing massage that’ll have you feeling relaxed as the masseuse kneads and presses your muscles to remove the tension from them.
The benefits of erotic massages like a happy ending massage can be explained as being due to the release of neurochemicals such as endorphins and endocannabinoids into your bloodstream. Runners might experience this euphoric high and might be familiar with “runner’s high.” You could get the same experience by pushing yourself to the limit on a Peloton. But we believe an erotic massage provided by one of our masseuses — such as a happy ending massage Las Vegas — would be a far more pleasant and memorable experience.
“We do not remember days, we remember moments. The richness of life lies in memories we have forgotten.” — Cesare Pavese.
How to Ask For A Happy Ending Massage
Amelia Earhart clarified a century ago that she didn’t want to be “bound” by any “medieval code of faithfulness.” That was in a letter to her husband-to-be, George Putnam. David Foster Wallace talked about the drudgery and boring details and repetitions and routines inherent to the pattern of daily living for married couples. That was in his famous Kenyon College commencement address titled This Is Water. Whether you are caught in a boring or dead-end relationship or not, a happy ending massage in Las Vegas is the right prescription for some ecstasy without resorting to marijuana.
When you opt for an erotic massage, you may be uncertain about how to specify to the masseur that you are looking for a happy ending massage. With our erotic massage service, a happy ending massage Las Vegas session includes everything. Our masseuses provide an elaborate, sensuous, full-body massage taking care to pay attention to every part of your anatomy. Once you reach the height of excitement, our masseuses make sure to help you reach maximum pleasure and release.
When you hire masseuses from us, you are assured of professional erotic massage service by trained ladies. Our masseuses are:
Diverse Our erotic massage ladies are diverse. You’ll find Caucasian ladies as well as Asian masseuses; blondes as well as brunettes; petite teens as well as mature ladies when you choose happy ending massage Las Vegas.
Discreet You are looking for a happy ending massage in Las Vegas as a complication-free way to have some fun. When you are a senior professional in law or medicine or a corporate manager or domain expert in IT or working in Wall St., you want your personal hobbies to remain away from the public eye. You prefer your private affairs to be conducted in privacy rather than drawing much publicity towards them. Our masseuse ladies are professionals who know and understand the value of discretion.
Affordable If you want to experience affordable luxury, you can do no better than booking a happy ending massage Las Vegas session. The memory you’ll gain from spending time in the company of a sensuous masseuse lady in the most intimate sort of setting is priceless. Our erotic masseuses are high-class ladies who spell luxury. Our rates are eminently reasonable and affordable for a luxury Las Vegas erotic massage session. In Las Vegas, you can easily spend upwards of $500 per person if you opt for luxurious dining in a fine dining restaurant offering Italian or French dining or if you opt for a dinner involving oysters, caviars, Kobe beef, luxury wines and so forth.
Available Anywhere Even as a happy ending massage in Las Vegas is guaranteed to bring relaxation to you, if it’s performed in a setting of your choice, it becomes even more satisfying. So, our masseuse ladies are available on an outcall basis. So, whether you are based at one of the super-luxury resorts on the Las Vegas Strip such as Aria or The Cosmopolitan or Wynn/Encore or Venice/Palazzo or in the huge resorts like MGM Grand or Caesars Palace, you are welcome to invite our masseuses to your resort suite.
A happy ending massage in Las Vegas is something you must add to your Vegas itinerary when you are in Vegas for work or pleasure.
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” So said Mark Twain. We agree with Mr. Twain.